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Danil = 17
Laura = 16
Amy = 6
People Flying: John, Mum, Laura, Amy, Danil
Word of the Holiday: Foosa
Funniest Moment: The Spaz Run, Jesus, Aladdin, Mongolian Tribe off BBC Ad & Spaz Dance
There are lots of pictures on this page so give it time to load.
These are the pictures taken from my camera...
Day One - The British Arrival On Portugese Land
Laura, Amy & Me - At about 9 in the mornin
Mum & Laura - In the Black Cab on the way to the Airport
John, Amy & Me - Also in the black cab going to the Airport
Amy & Mum - Waiting for the plane so we can board
Mum & Amy - In the tunnel bit which I love!!
Mum, Laura, Amy & John - Landed in Portugal and on the coach going to our hotel.
Amy & Laura - Ready go hit 'The Strip' n get sum SCRANNNN
Mum & Me - In that expensive food place :P Soz John :D
Amy - Being a feeshlet
Me & Laura - CHEESE. btw dat pic was taken by me luking at the camera screen through the mirror
Laura - Dead..Kinda explains y her legs were bent back? lol
Day Two - The Old Town
Zeus - My Ghekko that came into our room, which then I flung down the corridor. Sorry!!
Portugal - The view from our apartment
Amy & Laura - Both being feeshlets
The Old Town's Beach
Amy - At da beach...Amy u fat porker
Old Town's Beach....agen
Me & Laura - Ma dimple has grown :| :|
Amy, Me & Laura - After climbing dat massive hill we thought we'd show off our Calippos :S
Mum & John - Cutie Pies
Laura & Me - Watching da football
Amy & Laura - Laura...soz but....
u..luk...WRONGGGGGGGGGGG
Laura - "Don't move! Don't Move! Don't Move!!..."
Mum & John - ew
Amy - That's the highest dat fing went..how crap
John - Soz but its not gd enuf for Named & Shamedness but GO JOHNNY GO GO GO! zooooooooooooooommmm
Laura - Jus luk at her hair! baaa
Portgual - The sunset view from our balcony
Me & Amy - In Liza's Pizza & Pasta restaurant
John, Mum & Laura - John u miserable git
John & Mum - Badly Sunburnt but unaware...
sssshhh!! dnt tell dem
Amy - Hard at work.....colouring
Amy & Laura - Amy being a feeshlet and Laura for once...is doing something for someone else
Me - I am Jesus from Nazerath, I condem you!! rarrr...
Day Three - The Zoo Marine
Laura & Amy - Jus got out of the car, ready to go to the Zoo Marine
Mr. Croc - This was the one that banged out the other croc in Part One
Mr. Slowcoach - Plz jus luk at that lil shizle thats cumin out hahahah
The height from the Ferris Wheel we were on...dunt even luk dat high now..
Mum - Smileeeee!
Laura & Me - On the ferris wheel wiv laura hus ear im creasin at..jus da bit wiv da light shining thru hahaha
Amy standing next to the Pirate while me and laura get on the ride. You Can jus see Laura's big ass in da bkground haha
Me & Laura goin vertical on the swinging Pirate Ship
A Seal thingy
Laura & Me - Laura why are you standing like that & why do I look like a shrimp?
Laura, Amy & Me - All excited to finally leave the Zoomarine!! ....jkz.... 8-)
Blamory - This was where Amy went.."Mum! Mum! I saw Josie Jump!"
"Did ya now...8-)"
Amy & John - This was where m and John tried throwing stones in the boats. Just makes you think tho...how do people actuali get in them boats without getting wet :S
John, Leora, Amy & Me
Amy - There was this couple where da dude was tkin pics of his GF just nxt to us..so Amy thought wth I wanna b sexi too!
Also..I give you BIG FOOT! rarrr
Amy & Mum - A closer shot then the other one..
Mum & John - Friends Foreva!! mwahhh! hahaha
NEVER ever EVER...eat something called a Caramel Flan. It luks like this. And the caramel luks like P***. I was so gutted after eating that. ARGH
False advertising these days...
Amy & Me - Why is the child even looking over that way? ooo yh dats rite the man with two heads walked past...
Me & John - DONKEY RIDEEEE!!!!
WOOOOOO!!
Day Four - The Marina
Amy & Laura - This is an ACTUAL bum pic....as in an ACTUAL bum pic
Me & Amy - At the American Diner
Amy - At the Marina
Der aint much pics on the Marina coz I kinda ate alot n kinda 4got :S
Day Five - The Spaz Run
Amy & John - After going to the fish market and being told which way the normal market was, we decided to go to a new place on the map - Porta Rico.
A Cruise Ship
John - "DONT MOVE, DONT MOVE, DONT MOVE!!! Triple Stroke..." was dat 2 dirty :S soz!!
Portugal - ...Hello? ooooo safe safe I remember dis place. Portugese people call it Chorlton
Amy - I'm sorry I dint mean to stand on your feet
Amy & Me - Predator
Mum & John - At Liza's AGEN cos of Amy, even tho it was my turn bt got overthrown cos i cudnt think of where to go :(
Amy & Laura - BRING IT MR.PAPARAZZI MAN!!
Me - Doing the spaz run...this is the one where I did the jump tho lol hahahaha memories.
Day Six - The Beach
Sand - A sand sculpture
[Left] Amy
[Above] Jesus
Luks like Jesus is copying Amy
I swear down to the Earth, that there was no FACE on that Ice-cream and it has not been edited! Can u see it? Proper double illusion!! Luks like its eatin Johns finger haha. O yh da real reason for dis pic was dat my ice cream dint luk anyfin like wot da pic is
John - Im not drunk..
Mum & John - I can sense the sexiest and most beautiful women in the world wiv all the stars in the world put into her eyes...approaching MY way :P
Day Seven - 'Make This Night Last Forever'
Amy - Amy B being an elf
Amy & Laura - No offence n i dnt do dis on purpose but Laura..y iz it every pic ur in u spoil it?
John, Amy & Ronald - Luk at Johnny boi!! He's well spesh sittin nxt to Ronald!
Amy & Ronald - Luks like Ronald's got a doggy on..
Laura, John, Mum & Amy - All bein miserable with fake smiles waitin for dat train fingy
Amy - It was one of them moments where sum1 goes...AMY! n she turns around. Then its da fact ur laffin at da fact Laura's finger bent bk upwards
The bread of Tia Maria init Laura
John & Mum - Cnt member where dis was, prob dat sik pub place?
Laura, Me & Amy - Laura for once u aint spoiled da pic 8-), Ha m n m cheesy grin n luk at Amy B!! how cud any1 make her cry......
The Corridor - Erm...jus outside of our room. Dat 1st door onda left is mine n lo's, nxt one down was m mums, john's n amy's...i av no idea y i took dis pic AT ALL
Me & Laura - This is was lager dus to ya. U TURN INTO TRAMPS
Day Eight - Last Memories
Amy, Laura & Me - Already to go. Jus waiting for da coach...
