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First off, I'm officially firing my agent. Apparently, I'm like a dancing monkey, and if somebody says hey come here and perform for us, I bounce around, eat a few nuts, and go back into my cage a happy fuck.
Nevertheless, because our idiot author, Mr. Hasty, has taken so long coming up with the next chapter, I'm filling in the time by gracing you all with my presence.

You're welcome.

Thanks to me, I've taken time out of my busy, busy day, to communicate with you fans. Its good to know I'm loved. When almost all your face is melted off, you breath radioactive shit, and half your body is fucking metal, having fans can cheer you up. About the only thing useful is having a metal dick.

Thats right ladies...I'm single...in case you were wondering.

Anyway, the point of this page is that I, Necrosis, will take some time to answer your questions you might have. I apologize for any typos, but when your fingers either smash the keyboard, or your breath melts the fucking screen, it takes a while to respond. So I'll try to answer quite a few good questions I've gotten so far, and I'll await more and answer them as they come.

If I'm slow on responding back to you, tough shit. I live a life too you know. Its not easy when you're always dealing with that obsessive healing freak Prophet, or any other bullshit thats called my life.

But hey, enough about me, this page is about you, and your questions. So lets see what all I can answer.

And remember kids, you as well can email me your questions at asknecrosis@hotmail.com

I look forward to them all, and be warned, if you don't entertain me with them, not only will I find out where you live, I'll put enough radiation into your system to make you wish you were dead, 12 kinds of cancers, and your kids will look like piles of glop.

So don't mess with me ok?

Now...back to the questions

Who do you believe will win the World Series in 2008?

~ Bob Perkins

Dear Necrosis

If you were a type of pie...what type of pie would you be?

From Samantha

Bob

As a baseball fan myself, although the last game I went to, I ended up causing a delay as my radiation caused a black out in the stadium, its tough to pick who I honestly believe will walk away the champions.

This past season was a wild ride, and nobody on this planet could have predicted the Rockies, not even I, as I had my strong beliefs that the Mets would have walked away with the National League (I mean, who saw their disasterous finish coming? Not me thats for sure). But I can tell you one thing, nobody in the National League has a chance for several years running. The American league will dominate for many seasons in a row.

Quite honestly, I see the Tigers going to the American League Championship against the Red Soxs, and winning the world series against any National League team out there. With that blockbuster trade of adding Miguel Cabrerra and Dontre Willis, plus the pick up of Edgar Renteria, still having Milkie Cabrera, Gary Sheffield, and Placido Planco, no team has a chance against the Tigers. With that trade during the winter meetings, it was a shoe-in in my personal opinion. Its a shame too, because the 4 best teams in the American league will be the Tigers, Indians, Yankees, and Boston, and only 3 of those teams will get in. I'd almost predict a one game playoff between the Yankees and Indians, but thats way to far to predict.

So if you are a betting man, bet on the Tigers. But I can tell you one thing, in fact several things that will always remain constant.

The Cubs, after spending a shit ton of money, will still suck. The Brewers will still win the Central in the National League, the Cardials and Royals will both suck, but for the first time the Royals might have more wins this season. And in realtiy, I believe in Rockies winning the National Leage again, with the Padres being the wildcard.

On a side note, as for football, Patriots will be undefeated, and beat the Packers, as Brett Farve will finally defeat Dallas in Dallas for the NFC championship game, in the Super Bowl.

As for hockey and basketball...fuck hockey and basketball. And if you are obsessed with NCAA...go kill yourself. I'd much rather go watch paint dry.

Dear Samantha

What the...what are you 12? What kind of question is that? I open up my inbox, and the first question I get is about pie? Fucking PIE!!! Seriously, this has got to be the dumbest, most outrageous question to start off with.

Nevertheless, I guess its only fair if I answer your question. Samantha, truth is, I wouldn't ever want to be a pie. Because fat obesse people eat pies like how black people eat chicken. Its common knowledge. So I'd never want to be a pie. If you had asked my favorite type of pie, it would have been chocolate pie. I love chocolate pie, such a rich creamy taste. But as for being a pie, no thats quite silly. The only type of food I'd ever want to be was the apple that Eve ate in the Garden of Eden. Because my rein over the world when I'm done here will have the same effects as to what happened to the worlds happiness when the snake tricked those 2 idiots.

Hope that answers your questions. And don't ask me if I'm racist, I'm not, its just really, I have black friends, and they love chicken. Ask them...just don't tell them I told you too.

Necrosis

Necrosis

Coke or Pepsi?

Cheers

Mark

Mark

Definately coke. But then again...does it really even matter? I mean...why the hell do Pepsi and Coke advertise anyway? Never in my life, after all the Coke and Pepsi I've drank, has a Pepsi commercial come on and I've thought...you know...maybe I'm wrong?

Besides...its not like you are honest with your prefference. I've never heard a person do the following.

I'd like a coke
Sorry sir all we have is Pepsi
Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU. I'm going to go eat over at Buckets of Shit then...the food may be lousy, but at least they serve an ice cold coke there...

Necrosis

Dear Necrosis

Has your sex life changed since your transformation?

Thomas

Thomas

Wow I'm glad you asked? But before I answer, I got to know, did your sex life change any after the Herpes?

I'm just kidding...chuckle chuckle Thomas just a little joke.

Anway, yes it has. As I said up in my intro, its giving me quite frankly, a metal dick. So I'm rather good with the ladies, as I never go limp, I'm always ready to go. And the middle has bunched up in places, so its like I'm ribbed a bit as well. On a side note...it doesn't bend very well. But I'm managing.

Sadly though, due to my looks, the whole face being gone, I'm currently single. But when I do get laid, by god doggy style works great, as they never have to see my face. I like to wear a mask. Luckly I can find girls that are just a little wild and want to role play a bit, so I pretend I'm a robber or some weird shit. It works. I once dated a weird S&M chick. I never was more scared in my life. She was all dressed up in kinky leather, and I don't care how nice she looked in that black corsett, theres a time in a mans life where his sexual tolerrance is crossed...and I found it.

So if you ever find a chick named Gloria...who says she's a librarian...run. And if she asked you if you want to see her tattoo talk...don't. For the love of god don't.

What are your views of the war in Iraq?

General Vincent Stornhousen

General

I could go on for hours over President Bush, and his idiot members. I could go on even longer how I believe Bush is just a puppet, and some higher government agency is pulling the strings.

But I don't have the energy to do so, and I've got alot of questions left to answer.

So point blank...I understand why we went to war. It because people said there were weapons of mass destruction over there, even though the people of Iraq, leaders of Iraq, several of our own government agencies, and the UN itself, all said there wasn't. But we swore they were over there...so we sent our armed forces over there to find them. And now...surprise suprise, non are there.

So if our main reason to send our troops over there was because of weapons of mass destruction, and there are no weapons of mass destruction, then bring our troops home

However, as for Iran...there lies the problem. Quite frankly, their leader over there needs a swift kick to the nuts. Because I can't rule the world, if his dumb ass blows it up.

Hope that answers your question General

Necrosis

Does it burn when you pee?

Thomas

Thomas

Well it seems you have an obsession with asking me questions about my privates don't you? First my sex life, now my urinary abilities. I'm beginning to wonder if you are a secret stalker.

Ha ha

Just kidding, with the way I am now in my current condition, thats actually a very interesting question. Something to ponder for a while, a very good how does he do it. So no harm in asking. In fact, your curiousity in that is equivalent to my curiousity in if you choke a smurf what color does it turn? Quite frankly I believe its green, but I have no proof.

Anyway, back to your question.

No it does not hurt when I pee. Luckly, there is a small slit at the end of my metal millitia as I like to call it, that allows me to pee freely...and other things as well...wink wink ladies.

That being said, because of the internal heat in my body, every now and then it turns directly into steam. And that can be an interesting incounter.

The biggest problem I have now days is aim. I have a metal dick. It doesn't bend hardly at all. So its constantly pointing up. So I either have to crotch awkwardly over and try to point at the toilet, or I just end up pissing like a garden hose thats held upwards at full blast and it goes everywhere. Now I just piss on trees. Its easier to just aim up at things and not worry about aim.

Hope that eases your ponderings. Now back to those damn smurfs...

Necrosis

Necrosis

What are your views on Paris Hilton?

Mathew

Mathew

Woah Pink...way to be a little tooty fruity there bub

Anway...Paris Hilton is a waste of flesh. I wish I could could just kill her...and some how absorb her flesh and make it my own....without the boobs and hair and all that shit. You know what thats just dumb I'd rather get my own back.

Anyway

Paris Hilton is useless...

If you've heard her talk, she can't talk correctly
If you've seen her in movies, she can't act
If you've heard her sing, she can't sing
Hell if you watch her porn movies, she can't even have sex good or suck a good cock.

She's a pitiful excuse of a person, all her money should be taken away, and she should be given to the president of Iran. So after he's had her for less than 10 minutes, he'd commit suicide. Hmmm...thats an idea

Use Paris Hilton as an anti terrorism attack. Lets see Al-Queda defend against that...

BWAH HA HA HA HA

Ahem

And there you have it. And since my agent says my color used has to be the same as yours, I'll use pink as well. But again...pink? Blegh

Note

Due to a coloring error on Piczo, the rest are all black. Once error on page has been removed...the orriginal colors will be reinstalled.

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Are you Jamie Spears baby's daddy?

Torish

No

I woudln't fuck someone with the last name of Spears if my life depended upon it.

But I tell you who is the father though. It's obviously...

Bill Clinton...or K-Fed

Didn't see that one coming did you?

I can't wait for the paternity test on Maurey to find out who is the father.

I'll TiVo it for sure.

Necrosis

Why do the good guys always win?

Katie

Katie

Throughout life, many famous researchers and historians have tackled many of lifes questions, or came close on others. Such as

Why are we here?
Is the Earth really round?
Gravity
What killed the Dinosaurs (It was Chuck Norris by the way)
And many great ones. But the truth is...one of the biggest questions to ponder is

Why do the Good Guys Always Win?

Truth is, I wish I knew, but as a villian myself, I can tell you its because of the mind set we all share. For instance, I'll go over 2 main examples.

Why does Shredder never turn the TMNT into that turtle soup that he always threatens he will do?

First off, what else does Shredder do in his life? He sits at home, in his Technodrome, and watches TV. He has two idiot bastard children that he created, in Bebop and Rocksteady, who would lose in an IQ match to a doorknob, and he's practically married to an idiot pink blow called Krang. The only things in life that challange him are the Turtles. Nothing else brings his life any excitement. Sure he can grip when his favorite American Idol star loses, or laugh when his sports team gets owned by the Patriots, but thats about it. Besides, deep down, Shredder doesn't want to eat his enemies. They may be turtles, but thats still gross.

Following me? No? Let me try with the second example.

Why doen't Joker just kill Batman?

If Joker killed Batman, there would no longer be no Joker. Joker wouldn't do stand up, no body would ever go see him, all he'd do is shack up with Harley all day...wait thats actually a good idea she's kind of a sexy god...FOCUS NECROSIS FOCUS...

Where was I? Oh yeah...

Joker doesn't have any motivation without Batman around. He can't kill him, because if he does...whats next? There is no greater satisfaction to be had, the life is over. Joker needs Batman to survive, and enjoy his life. He'll never in the end win, because he has too much fun trying over and over again to suceed. Thats why villians like to get caught, because there is no more games if they win in the end.

Now you following me? Well let me wrap it up then.

Good guys always win because you have to have a chance to try again. Good stories and battles last years. They don't just have one fight and its all over. Their adventures continue on. Now granted, if I get the chance to kill Prophet, I might, but then again, maybe its more fun torturing him for hours than letting him die. Then again...if he dies...and Kayla becomes free...GAH FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS...

Point is, you can't have a battle without both sides. You want action, you want twists and turns, but you also want to see the good guy win. Sure he has to earn that victory, big time, because its never easy. And you want the villian to be bad ass, almost ruin the world, and turn lives upside down. But he never wins. Because then the story just ends. Somewhere out there a hero still is present, so the story can continue. Without the story, you have nothing but a boring dictatorship.

And nobody wants that.

And thats my last question for now. Feel free to send more to asknecrosis@hotmail.com

Later

Necrosis

Are you afraid of Chuck Norris?

Michael

Chuck Norris?

The Chuck Norris?

First off...the only reason I'm voting this presidential year is because Ric Flair and Chuck Norris are supporting the canidate Mike Huckabee.

And yes, I am afraid of Chuck Norris. Not because of the fact I think he can kick my ass, quite the contrary, I'd own Chuck Norris...hello...I'm the meaning behind fists of steel or iron fists of death. Plus radiation is a bitch...trust me. But Chuck Norris is a legendary icon. It would be a sin to kill him. I'd be damned for all eternity if I ended the life of Chuck.

Quite frankly, I'm afraid of Chuck because of his star power. And I don't mean that gay bar that fills up in Guitar Hero Star power...wait did I just say gay bar? Ha

No I mean the fact he's a celebridation...if thats a word. He's like the king of the world right now. You don't fuck with chuck...and thats more than just a rythme, its a way of life.

I would be so much in awe in meeting Chuck, the roundhouse kick would come so fast, I'd just be over taken by the star power and I'd go down for the fight. If it was dark, or my eyes were blurry, and I couldn't tell it was chuck norris, he'd go down. Or if he had a bag on his head (yes of course he can still see) I'd kick his ass.

But you show me the face of the Chuckster, and its all over for Necrosis.

He's the only man alive I think would provide difficulties in a fight with me.

Nuff said

Fuck now I'm Stan Lee

Necrosis